Emergency Curry Recipe

In case of an emergency, you'll need to whip up some curry in a hurry.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of emergency curry paste
• 1 bag of instant rice
• 1 cup of water
• 1 tablespoon of desperation

Instructions:

1. Microwave the rice until it's hot and slightly singed.
2. Open the can of emergency curry paste and pour it into a pan.
3. Add the hot rice and water to the pan, stirring with a spoon made of pure adrenaline.
4. Stir in the desperation, and serve.

If you've managed to make it this far, congratulations! You've successfully created an Emergency Curry. Pat yourself on the back, hero.

Need more help? Check out our Emergency Soup or Emergency Pancakes subpages for more culinary emergency response options.

Or, if you're just feeling extra desperate, try our Double-Down Emergency Curry for an extra layer of flavor and existential dread.